About Me

I am Karly Gomez. I am probably the whitest girl on the planet, in the sense that I talk ghetto poorly, speak Spanish like a Hoosier and dance like the robot was invented solely for me. And, I do it all on purpose, because it amuses me to no end, which in turn amuses everyone else to see how humorous I believe myself to be.

I was born in 1983, and presently have three beautiful daughters, born in Dec. 2008, May 2010 and May 2011.  That would be three kids in 2.5 years. Am I crazy? Yes.

I have a wonderful husband, Rudy, who for unknown reasons decided to stick with my crazy self. I think he's nuts. But he loves me, and I love him, so it's all good. We used to be drinking champions and I was definitely an alcoholic, but we've learned to tone it down, because our aging bodies just can't handle the toxic levels of liquor anymore!

We also have four cats, so I technically take care of seven kids every single freaking day. Which makes life...interesting. And not always in a good way! But here I am, doing my best to make things work and bringing it to you all as best I can.